Shitshow Survival Kit Card: You Made It Through the Year!
Get ready to unleash your inner rebel with this… thing! Seriously, we're not even sure what it is, but it's got that "I woke up like this, naturally awesome" vibe. Maybe it's a portal to another dimension, or perhaps a super secret weapon disguised as… whatever this is. One thing's for sure, you'll be the envy of everyone. It's the epitome of cool, the apex of unique, the king of… stuff. So grab it, own it, and tell us what it actually does, will ya? We're dying to know. Limited stock, get yours before they're gone and before we figure out what it's for!
$2.75
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